This is an expanded, field marshal version of the official John Shuttleworth Songfinder General page. Timings are just rough because my archive is a mix of CDs, radio recordings, iPlayer rips and downloads. For episodes that were split over two CDs I've used the single-episode broadcast versions where possible. For recurring jingles/intros on Radio Shuttleworth etc I've only included them under the episodes they first appeared in. I've done the one full episode of the Radio 1 show Shuttleworth's Showtime that was rebroadcast on Radio 4 Extra under The Shuttleworths but the cutdown versions available on John's website seem to be made up of segments from other series so I'm not sure I'll do the rest of those.
- The Shuttleworths
-- Series 1
-- Series 2
-- Series 3
-- Series 4
-- Series 5
-- Christmas Specials
- Excuse Me, Are You John Shuttleworth?
- Radio Shuttleworth
-- Series 1
-- Series 2
- Lounge Music
-- Series 1
-- Series 2
- Open Mind
- Shuttleworth's Showtime
The Shuttleworths
Series 1
Episode 1 - Cotton Buddies
00:53 - My Wife Died in 1970 [muffled]
02:59 - My Wife Died in 1970 [musical bed]
05:13 - My Wife Died in 1970 [musical bed]
10:38 - From a Father to a Son
Episode 2 - Mini-Break in Giggleswick
02:30 - The Bee and the Wasp
07:45 - The Bee and the Wasp [duet with Ken]
10:50 - The Bee and the Wasp [musical bed]
Episode 3 - How...
02:44 - Have You Seen My Wife?
12:20 - How to Be Happy
Episode 4 - Pillock of the Community
02:46 - Modern Man
11:35 - Scenes from South Yorkshire
Episode 5 - One Foot in the Gravy
00:12 - Alone with the Day
04:50 - Mary, I Am Missing You (with Ken on guitar)
08:23 - Mary, I Am Missing You [reprise]
12:10 - Mary, I Am Missing You [reprise]
Episode 6 - John Goes to London
09:00 - Shopkeepers in the North
12:01 - Up and Down like a Bride's Nightie
Series 2
Episode 1 - Wireless Wanderings (Part 1)
07:02 - The Good Ship Charlotte
Episode 2 - Wireless Wanderings (Part 2)
06:02 - Wireless Wanderings
12:45 - Wireless Wanderings [reprise]
Episode 3 - The Birthday Bench / Bench Buddies
04:27 - Poor Ken
10:45 - Ken Worthington - What Am I Going to Do?
Episode 4 - John Dries Up
03:30 - Welcome Back [jingle]
10:09 - Curtains [monologue]
11:53 - Hi Ho (with Andy Mumby playing Ken's clarinet solo)
Episode 5 - Shuttleworth Diplomacy
06:00 - I Want to Be a Community Leader
Eurogpigeon
00:01 - Frances Ruffelle - Lonely Symphony
02:31 - Pigeons in Flight
08:19 - Michael Ball - One Step Out of Time
10:39 - Cliff Richards - Congratulations
12:49 - One Step Out of Time / Pigeons in Flight
13:27 - Johnny Logan - What's Another Year
14:04 - Teach-In - Ding-a-dong
15:49 - Milk and Honey - Hallelujah
17:16 - Jahn Teigen - Mil etter mil
19:02 - Pigeons in Flight
21:09 - Izhar Cohen and Alphabeta - A-Ba-Ni-Bi
22:08 - Hold Music [musical bed]
23:19 - More Hold Music [musical bed]
26:39 - Pigeons in Flight
Open House 1
00:29 - John Shuttleworth's Open House [intro]
10:46 - Do the Stars Remember? (with Hovis Presley)
21:06 - Y Reg
27:10 - John Shuttleworth's Open House [outro]
Series 3
Episode 1 - Chic Ken
05:20 - Mary, Mary
Episode 2 - Ping Pong Pangs
08:29 - Ping Pong Pangs
12:44 - Ping Pong Pangs [reprise]
Episode 3 - Radio Shuttleworth
00:04 - Radio Shuttleworth [jingle]
01:42 - Ken the Agony Uncle [jingle]
03:46 - Here Comes Mary [jingle]
05:35 - Radio Shuttleworth [jingle]
09:20 - Blatherwycke
12:01 - Mary's Cookery Tips [jingle]
Episode 4 - Caravan Capers
03:14 - Caravan Capers
04:54 - Caravan Capers [reprise]
08:44 - She Lives in Hope
Episode 5 - John Le Shuttle
07:09 - Brightness, Contrast and Colour
12:31 - Surfing Inter Nettoes
Episode 6 - Midsummer Madras
03:05 - Thingymejig
10:39 - When Suburbia Wakes
Series 4
Episode 1 - Cough in the Loft
01:41 - Cough in the Loft
08:30 - Don't Be Mean to Your Machine
13:00 - Cough in the Loft [reprise]
Episode 2 - Chrome Alone
02:55 - My Wife Died in 1970 / Y Reg / ? / Pigeons in Flight
Episode 3 - A Moving Story
00:22 - Darren's Leaving Home
07:28 - Ken Worthington - It's a Shame
Episode 4 - Scare in the Community
03:12 - The Footpump Song
08:49 - Disaffected Youth
Episode 5 - Every Cloud Has a Silver Wedding
02:46 - The Journey of a Paintbrush
09:21 - Unaccompanied Lady
Episode 6 - Hello, Hello, Hello
07:07 - God's Waiting Room
Series 5
Episode 1 - Tale of a Toaster
00:00 - WWW
09:06 - Don't You Worry, Mary
Episode 2 - Smells Like White Spirit
06:21 - Now the Ice Has Thawed
09:20 - Bars of Soap Are Disappearing
12:08 - Smells Like White Spirit
Episode 3 - A Gig with Billy Joel
06:35 - Magic Carpet
11:31 - I Want to Play the Village Hall with You
Episode 4 - How's Your Nan
02:30 - I Rarely Fly
10:03 - How's Your Nan?
Episode 5 - Picnic at Toadmouth Rock
06:33 - Get the Volvo, Val
13:28 - Extended Theme
Episode 6 - Wishee Washee Day
03:49 - Mingling with Mourners
11:07 - The Angels Are Crying
Christmas Specials
1993 - Christmas Eve with the Shuttleworths
00:00 - Like Living on the Isle of Arran
05:12 - Karen's Tangerine
14:07 - I Hope You Have a Lovely Christmas
1993 - New Year with the Shuttleworths
07:28 - Spring Is Coming
14:20 - Ken Worthington - Another Crust
1994 - Shuttleworth Showtime
00:30 - Shuttleworth Showtime [intro]
02:39 - Elastica - Annie
05:42 - Shuttleworth Showtime [jingle]
07:28 - John Lennon - Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
10:27 - This Week's Visiting Bard (Hovis Presley)
12:10 - Us3 - Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia)
15:37 - Make Mary Merry (Jo Brand)
20:23 - The Lightning Seeds - The Life of Riley
27:52 - [advice on jokes]
30:10 - ??? - Mulberry Bush
32:26 - John's Brief Sitdown (Hovis Presley)
36:09 - Blur - There's No Other Way
38:19 - [singing tips]
40:20 - John Shuttleworth's Hints and Tips (wrapping)
43:20 - Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart
45:29 - Come Play with John (Bonnie Tyler)
51:48 - Spare a Thought (with Bonnie Tyler)
53:40 - Deacon Blue - Wages Day
57:32 - Shuttleworth Showtime [outro]
1996 - A Christmas Carol
17:28 - It's Christmas Time
1997 - Open House 2
00:26 - John Shuttleworth's Open House [intro]
07:45 - Do They Know it's New Year's Eve?
18:26 - Tony Roche - My Disastrous History with Women [poem]
19:13 - Tony Roche - Cabbages [poem]
19:58 - Tony Roche - My Dad [poem]
22:14 - Auld Lang Syne
24:34 - Have You Seen My Wife?
27:29 - Do They Know it's New Year's Eve? / Auld Lang Syne
2000 - The Leg End of Robin Hood
00:01 - It's Christmas Time
04:24 - It's Christmas Time [reprise]
07:14 - Ken Worthington - Life is Like a Malibu Glass
12:47 - The Ballad of Betty Turpin
20:16 - It's Christmas Time [reprise]
24:21 - The Inevitability of Death (Hurtling Towards the Grave)
2002 - Plonker's Baby
03:08 - I'm Joseph, I'm Joseph
11:33 - May I March with April and June?
16:18 - Christmas Reverie [monologue]
24:11 - A Shepherd in Jeopardy
2018 - Visiting Time
03:07 - Visiting Time
09:13 - Going Rapidly Downhill
17:21 - Joan Chitty - Alone
20:49 - My Tummy Is My Clock
26:16 - Visiting Time [reprise]
2019 - Your Very Good Elf
07:17 - Kirsty is a Westie not a Scottie
09:21 - Kirsty is a Westie not a Scottie [reprise]
14:12 - My Blue Light Kettle (with Joan Chitty)
18:01 - My Blue Light Kettle [reprise]
25:46 - I Wanted to Play Santa (with Ken Worthington)
Excuse Me, Are You John Shuttleworth?
Episode 1
03:33 - Jilted John - Jilted John
06:33 - Graham Fellows - Mark Rylance Was My Lodger
07:45 - Graham Fellows - Love at the Hacienda
12:17 - Graham Fellows - Children on the Lawn
Episode 2
00:01 - John Shuttleworth - Red Wine and Hobnobs
03:50 - Brian Appleton - My Turn to Be Poorly
06:40 - John Shuttleworth - She Lives in Hope
08:04 - John Shuttleworth - The Man Who Lives on the M62
12:11 - Graham Fellows - I Had an Egg with My Son
Radio Shuttleworth
Series 1
Episode 1 - Leo Sayer
00:05 - Radio Shuttleworth ("Whether you're a typist...") [intro]
03:42 - Mary's Sartorial Hints (Ken Worthington)
06:15 - John Needs a Job (lecturer of music)
08:54 - Radio Shuttleworth ("Serving the Sheffield region...") [jingle]
09:33 - Radio Shuttleworth ("If you're feeling down...") [jingle]
09:58 - Impress an Impresario (John Hegley)
10:56 - John Hegley - I'm a Potato
17:15 - John's Community Stroll (local garage)
19:56 - John Hegley - Luton Bungalow
24:21 - Dandelion and Burdock (with Leo Sayer)
Episode 2 - Wendy Craig
01:07 - Radio 4 [jingle]
01:18 - Radio Shuttleworth ("On Radio 4...") [jingle]
02:19 - What's on the Show, John? [jingle]
03:47 - Radio Shuttleworth ("92.4 to 94.6FM...") [jingle]
06:51 - Make Mary Merry (The League of Tedium)
11:16 - Impress an Impresario (Lorraine Bowen)
12:40 - Lorraine Bowen - The Crumble Song
15:59 - John Needs a Job (Peak Practice extra)
17:52 - Radio Shuttleworth ("If you want to cry less...") [jingle]
19:09 - Ken's Brainteaser
20:03 - Lorraine Bowen - The Wonderful Birds and Bees
23:52 - Radio Shuttleworth ("R-R-R-Radio Shuttleworth") [jingle]
24:56 - Life is Like a Salad Bar (with Wendy Craig)
Episode 3 - Patrick Moore
01:37 - Radio Shuttleworth "Whether you drive a tractor..." [jingle]
05:12 - Impress an Impresario (Sean Cullen)
06:08 - Ken's Brainteaser
06:39 - Sean Cullen - The Dolphin Boy
09:34 - Make Mary Merry (Jenny Eclair)
15:19 - Mary's Hairdressing Advice (Patrick Moore)
16:55 - Sean Cullen - Food of Choice
21:05 - John Needs a Job (Mr Mad)
25:02 - Blatherwycke (The Tail of the Hale-Bopp Comet) (with Patrick Moore)
Episode 4 - Vanessa Feltz
00:01 - Radio Shuttleworth [alternative intro]
03:52 - Impress an Impresario (Boothby Graffoe)
04:59 - Boothby Graffoe - I Opened the Door for You
06:23 - Boothby Graffoe - Vignettes of Family Life
12:36 - John Needs a Job (swimming instructor)
14:53 - Boothby Graffoe - I Only Sing the Chorus
19:05 - Red Wine and Hobnobs (with Ken Worthington)
23:01 - I Suggest Ya Confess To Vanessa [jingle]
25:27 - Happy Ever After (with Vanessa Feltz)
Episode 5 - John Kettley
06:23 - Make Mary Merry (Sean Lock)
10:17 - Impress an Impresario (John Maloney)
11:22 - John Maloney - Accordian Anecdotes
13:30 - Radio Shuttleworth ("If you're mopping a floor...") [jingle]
16:33 - Scenes from South Yorkshire
18:57 - John Needs a Job (Santa)
23:13 - Ken's Brainteaser
26:01 - Dancing in the Snow
Series 2
Episode 1 - Barbara Dickson
00:01 - Radio Shuttleworth [alternative intro]
07:02 - Ken Worthington [jingle]
07:09 - Impress an Impresario (Bill Bailey)
08:32 - Bill Bailey - Hats Off to the Zebras
11:18 - Make Mary Merry (Hattie Hayridge)
17:43 - Bill Bailey - Leg of Time
24:29 - Cabin Bed (with Barbara Dickson)
Episode 2 - Richard Whiteley
09:33 - Impress an Impresario (John Otway)
10:56 - John Otway - Willy in the Air
13:49 - Make Mary Merry (Jo Enright)
18:17 - John Otway - House Is Burning
25:09 - I Don't Want to Dance (But You've Got To) (with Richard Whiteley)
Episode 3 - Tony Hart
01:43 - Make Mary Merry / Keep Ken Cackling (Steven Frost)
08:01 - Impress an Impresario (Lorraine Bowen)
09:32 - Lorraine Bowen - Ice Cream Lady
14:22 - Make Mary Merry (Steven Frost)
18:05 - Lorraine Bowen - Germs!
25:34 - Odd Job
Episode 4 - Peter Purves
07:18 - Eggs and Gammon
09:13 - Impress an Impresario (Phil Nichol)
11:35 - Phil Nichol - My Father's Wig
16:55 - Make Merry Mary (Milton Jones)
19:59 - Phil Nichol - Pancreas, You're My Favourite Organ
26:17 - It's Good to Be a Goodie (with Peter Purves and Ken Worthington)
Episode 5 - Katrina Leskanich
10:45 - Impress an Impresario (Robert Wyatt)
12:46 - Robert Wyatt - Soup Soup
18:16 - Robert Wyatt - Signed Curtain
24:41 - Don't Touch Me in the Night (with Katrina Leskanich)
Episode 6 - Matthew Kelly
08:40 - Impress an Impresario (Mitch Benn)
11:03 - Mitch Benn - Scary Weirdos
13:50 - Make Mary Merry (Kevin Gildean)
20:39 - Mitch Benn - Global Warming Song
25:32 - Do the Stars Remember? (with Matthew Kelly)
Lounge Music
Series 1
Episode 1 - Chas & Dave
07:23 - Relatives in Rotheram
12:03 - Chas Hodges - London Girls
17:37 - Chas Hodges - Shopkeepers in the North
25:46 - Ain't No Pleasing You / The Sideboard Song / Rabbit
Episode 2 - Heaven 17
05:57 - Midweek
11:56 - Heaven 17 - Come Live with Me
20:17 - Heaven 17 - Dandelion and Burdock
25:33 - (We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thing / Come Live with Me / Do You Want Me / Crushed by the Wheels of Industry / Temptation
Episode 3 - Toyah Willcox
06:14 - I've Just Given Blood
12:53 - Toyah Willcox - I Want to Be Free
22:56 - Toyah Willcox - Serial Cereal Eater
26:25 - It's a Mystery / Good Morning Universe / Thunder in the Mountains / I Want to Be Free
Episode 4 - Leee John of Imagination
06:59 - Phone Joan
11:46 - Leee John - Body Talk
21:48 - Leee John - Disaffected Youth
26:16 - Body Talk / Flashback / Music and Lights / Just an Illusion
Series 2
Episode 1 - Chris Difford of Squeeze
05:41 - Chris Difford - Up the Junction
12:42 - The Hardware Store
22:44 - Chris Difford - Fish and Chips
26:05 - Cool for Cats / Labelled with Love / Tempted
Episode 2 - Clare Grogan of Altered Images
00:36 - Lounge Music [alternative intro]
05:40 - Clare Grogan - Happy Birthday
10:53 - Untraditional Song
22:28 - Clare Grogan - She Lives in Hope
25:24 - I Could Be Happy / See Those Eyes / Don't Talk to Me About Love / Happy Birthday
Episode 3 - Nick Heyward of Haircut 100
04:24 - Nick Heyward - Fantastic Day
09:13 - My First Polo
22:12 - Nick Heyward - Can't Go Back to Savoury Now
25:33 - Whistle Down the Wind / Blue Hat for a Blue Day / Love Plus One
Episode 4 - Mari Wilson
04:20 - Mari Wilson - Just What I Always Wanted
11:31 - The A1111
21:21 - Mari Wilson - One Cup of Tea Is Never Enough (But 2 Is 1 Too Many!)
26:00 - Just What I Always Wanted / Cry Me a River / Can't Stop Myself from Loving You / Just what I Always Wanted
Open Mind
Episode 1 - UFOs
01:08 - Open Mind [intro]
05:27 - Patrick Mower [interview]
13:03 - If Anybody's Out There
16:29 - Ken's Komputer Korner [jingle]
20:08 - Comment Candidly to Ken [jingle]
25:40 - I Can't Go Back to Savoury Now
Episode 2 - Ghosts
04:31 - Yvette Fielding [interview]
14:06 - Early and Late
23:16 - Yvette Fielding [interview]
Episode 3 - Vampires
05:36 - John Shuttleworth's Open Mind [jingle]
05:53 - John Shuttleworth's Open Mind (Ken version) [jingle]
13:45 - Fish and Chips
20:18 - Garlic Baguette
24:43 - Morning Has Broken (with Alistair Griffin)
Episode 4 - Fairies
07:30 - Two Margarines
11:12 - Kim Wilde [interview]
22:23 - Belief In Fairies
Episode 5 - The Bermuda Triangle
09:32 - Glove on the Wall
17:14 - Robin Knox-Johnston [interview]
25:34 - A Good Command of Vibrato
Shuttleworth's Showtime
Episode 1
00:46 - Showtime intro
05:00 - Make Mary Merry (Jenny Eclair)
08:40 - John Shuttleworth's Hints and Tips (acting)
13:15 - This Week's Visiting Bard (Michael Horovitz)
14:05 - Hints and Tips cont'd
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