P100 CEEPHAX 100 Mon 1 Jan 00:00/00 ALERT: IT IS ALMOST TIME TO CELEBRATE      BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS "RODDIE DAY"?  Roddie Day is the one day of the year dedicated to all boys called Roddie! Across the UK, Roddies will be holding big parties and street fayres!  ¶ Eat a samosa shaped like a Roddie! ¶ See what a Roddie looks like in the  human womb! ¶ Wave up to nine types of banner  heralding the miracle of Roddie. Wave  them right in your own face!  ATTENTION: If your name is Rod, Rodney, or Roderick please do not attend Roddie Day jamborees. If so, you will be sent to "Roddie Hell" (a squalid cottage where you will be asked to appease the unlaundered owner, Mr Harris Benson). Teletext font by 3d@galax.xyz 2014  Home Fedi Bluesky Static